goldentot: darmonee: kingofwesteros: people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single. People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
splintercellconviction: badass-ium: you can make a Deadpool mask out of two pieces of underwear barely four months into 2013 and we already have a candidate for the nobel peace prize i reblogged becuase of the last comment
ytoob: do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
dailydoseofsamantics: There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut...